Koelen vs Bidet

Yes this just happened.

We all know that everyone poos, but not everyone has a fancy bidet laying around to clean their cornholio.

Just now I had my first experience and can I just say that I now feel clean as a button!

It was most certainly an interesting feeling at first, but when the water got warmer, it felt like a small bit of heaven between my cheeks! I had never in my life used a bidet before, and there was just something very odd, yet comforting about it. Is this what us Americans have been missing out on for so long in the realm of anal hygiene?

You just sit your tooshie down and the little sink does the rest. My question is: Where does all the debris go? Are you to wipe on the toilet and then clean your bootie hole after? WHERE IS THE INSTRUCTION MANUAL?

ANDIAMO! I gave it my best shot and attempt at the proper execution.

Now I'm clean and ready to hit the streets of Roma on my last full day in Europa!